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<i>Malcolm! Reese!
You don't play ball at home!</i>

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<i>Don't play ball on the house!</i>

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<i>Don't play ball through the house!</i>

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The king of sports

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It's not funny at all.

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This has not been in question for a while now.

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Malcolm

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For God's sake, Malcolm.

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{\an8}I'm telling you for the last time.

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{\an8}Get up immediately.

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{\an8}I will only do it when the world stops
to be so cruel, that is, never.

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Malcolm, you smell like a locker room.

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It's time to end it.

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You wasted the whole summer
lying in bed and feeling sorry for yourself.

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Your father thinks you're camping.

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Yes. I'm a pathetic loser.

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{\an8}Darling...

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{\an8}It's just a phase.

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Every teenager has experienced it.

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Your father and I too.

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Francis cried in the shower for six months.

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Reese locked himself in the dryer.

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It's horrible and painful
and it seems to never end.

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Now on your feet. Let's go to the zoo.

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Because we have to go and stare
of the poor animals

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and fat provincial idiots
who point at them laughing?

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Because I have a discount.

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{\an8}The zoo is one of those places

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{\an8}where you have to be this tall
to be able to do everything?

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{\an8}I don't know. I've never been there
while it was open.

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{\an8}We'll have a lot of fun.
I'm happy to have met Matt.

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{\an8}Yes, a real stroke of luck.
Good old Matt.

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{\an8}20 years have passed
since I was dating both of you.

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{\an8}- Are you still jealous?
- I'm not jealous.

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{\an8}I have never been.

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- I was just reading the meter.
- Not with those shorts, Tarzan.

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So why don't you get married to Tom Cruise?

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Ok, that's enough now.

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{\an8}- Hello?
- <i>Hi, dad.</i>

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Francis.

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<i>How's it going?</i>

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{\an8}It couldn't be better.

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{\an8}We are visiting the country
and meeting wonderful people.

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It is the most beautiful time of our lives.

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{\an8}So, me and your mother
we were wrong

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{\an8}about your project.

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We feared a disaster.

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{\an8}I wouldn't want to hold it against you,

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{\an8}but we're really having fun.

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No thanks, Joe. I don't want any more cake.

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{\an8}This trip did us so much good.

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{\an8}We saw so many things.

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Majestic mountains, small towns...

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We had the opportunity
to help others...

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It's magnificent. This time,
you're doing it seriously.

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Already. Speaking of helping others...

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Look, we're going to the zoo.

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I'll talk to you next week, okay?
Say hello to Piama.

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Telephone

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Look how beautiful.
And it's a beautiful day.

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Will you stop making such a noise?

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Okay, I won't breathe anymore, mom.

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Son, I can't see you like this.

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How about a nice wax crocodile?

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Shall we go to the tigers?

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I'm going to bother the monkeys.

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- That is, to see the monkeys.
- Hey.

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Matt's show
starts in 20 minutes.

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So, we can't lose it.

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Can't I wait for you in the car?
Technically, it's like I'm here.

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No. And since you like to play the victim,

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you will deal with Dewey.

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- No.
- Let's go see all the animals

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and then we decide which ones to see again.

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See you back here at 5pm!

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I don't want to babysit you.

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I want to be alone.

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- Are you angry?
- No.

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- And yet, you look like it.
- Yes, I'm angry.

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- With who?
- I'm not angry!

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You can't understand.

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- Yes I can.
- No, you can't.

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You live in the enchanted world of children.

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You don't understand that you are
an insignificant speck of dust,

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lost in an indifferent universe
full of tragedies.

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What is a lemur?

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AMAZING ANIMALS

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Hey, look, Matt's here. Hi, Matt.

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Lo-lo!

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HI.

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Hi, Matt.

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Great zoo.

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This is an exciting day for us.

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It's not often we get to be together.
You know how it is: work, work, work.

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It's all my boss's fault.

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He enjoys putting us under.
He's a real bastard.

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But I think he's about to be taken out.

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That's what Jimbo from marketing told me.

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- It's good to see you, Matt.
- Already.

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I knew you would do something like this.
You had all those beautiful animals.

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Well, you didn't like Monty very much.

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I hated that snake.

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- I once found him in the shower.
- Already.

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Are your children here? I would like to meet them.

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Yes, I'm around.

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You will recognize them. They all look like me.

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And who is this young man?

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ZOO FOR CHILDREN

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Do you want this?

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Too slow.

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Hey, watch where you're going.

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Bad move, friend. Do you want war?
And war it is.

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What are you doing?

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She started it.

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Goats don't start. Go away.

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Guess what I can do?

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Leave.

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If we push the car
until you find a mechanic,

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we will pay with empty cans.

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Francis, it's been two days
that we push the car.

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I'm tired and hungry.

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I'll get something to eat.

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No, buy lottery tickets.

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It's just the time
where these things work.

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I won't spend the last five dollars
in lottery tickets.

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It's absurd. Now I'll buy some food. Food.

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What you eat.

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That's why I paid you
$3000 less.

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A Cadillac?

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Yes. From 1974.

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- If you say so.
- She's a beauty.

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I love American cars.

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Those of BMW
they should learn a few things,

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but no, they just care
of perfect engineering.

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Eight, what are you doing?

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Who is this handsome boy?

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Hi, I'm Francis.

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I was talking about cars
with my new American friend.

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And yes, he's a really nice guy.

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You're here too
for their magnificent hot dogs?

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Actually, we were passing through here
and the car broke down.

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You're lucky.

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This place is magnificent.

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We have a ranch near here,
with cows, horses and people.

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- People are not ours.
- It's called The Grotto.

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This is Gretchen. I Eight. Grotto.

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- Why don't you come and visit us?
- Yes.

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Thanks, but I'm unemployed
and we're broke.

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Wait.

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An idea came to me.

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No, she's gone.

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He could come work on the ranch.

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Here's what my idea was.
We need a supervisor at the ranch.

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I've never worked on a ranch.

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You will learn. It looks like you're a smart guy.

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- Seriously, I...
- Look me in the eyes.

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Yes. This is the right job for you.

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Two hundred dollars a week,
plus free room and board.

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Done.

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A question.

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Yes?

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You don't want to tear me to pieces

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- and put me in a basement?
- No.

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Done deal.

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I got lottery tickets.

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We don't need them.

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THE FUTURE HOME
OF THE AFRICAN ANTELOP

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You and the animals

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Go away.

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Get lost.

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I warn you, I don't get fooled
from your goat games.

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If nothing I do
it excites me,

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it means I have no interests
and it's even worse.

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How can I be happy?

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Dude, I'm a zoo clown.
Buy a giraffe or go to hell.

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See, Dewey? There is someone who understands me.

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Malcolm, you're at the zoo
and you have a popsicle in your hand.

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What else do you want?

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I wanted it with grapes.

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The tigers.

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Where are they? I don't see them.

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- What a rip-off.
- View?

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The only attraction you wanted to see,
it is closed.

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- Maybe there are.
- Or maybe there never were

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and they put up the sign to come
a sense of disappointment...

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Dewey.

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I am fine.

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Idiot, how did you come up with this?

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You come.

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Let's go, before anyone sees us.

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Okay, Cookie, it's payday today.

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It must happen often
in the rainforest.

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Okay. I could use another volunteer.

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He was pointing at me.

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Okay.

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- Can you tell us your name?
- I'm Hal.

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Lois's husband.

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Well, Hal, are you in the mood for adventure?

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Want to meet a friend
of the rainforest?

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Oh, I don't know.
Animals that resist the rain...

201
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Well, let's hurry,

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because destruction
of the rainforest

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is advancing at an alarming rate.

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It threatens thousands every year
of defenseless species,

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like the splendid and graceful
Bird-eating tarantula.

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I know Victor seems dangerous,

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but, in reality, the tarantula

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he is a very shy and gentle creature.

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I am very sorry.

210
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,211
Victor has never done anything like this.

211
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As soon as the swelling goes down,
the fangs should come out on their own.

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This is your room.

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It's a little simple, but you can do it
any changes you want.

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Of course. Move furniture,
hang some paintings...

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If you want to nail a sandwich
on the wall, you can do it.

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Tell me, Francis, do you like horses?

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Honestly, I have no idea.

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I love them.

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They have such powerful bodies
and such small legs, they are ridiculous.

220
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You are so generous.

221
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This place is magnificent.
I would never leave.

222
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That's what happened to Otto.

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We were on vacation

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and he was so happy to be able to stay
away from the stress of the factory.

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Already.

226
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Twenty-five heart-lung machines
every day,

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and if you make the smallest mistake,
Well, that's big trouble.

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Don't move.

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- Don't move.
- You've been saying that for 20 minutes.

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I care a lot about it.

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- Do you think she's angry?
- I don't think it matters.

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You try not to look alike
to a steak.

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Hey! I don't think so
that you should play in there.

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Yes please.

235
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Could you tell anyone we're here?

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Oh, goodness.

237
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Those kids shouldn't be down there.

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- Let us out.
- Okay.

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Okay, stay calm.

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We are trained for this

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and we have standard procedures.

242
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What is the policy limit?

243
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,868
No, the press must seem to agree
with the boys,

244
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,620
but make it clear that it was their fault.

245
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,914
I gave you the key back
of the rifle cabinet.

246
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:11,707
Oh, yes I did.

247
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,504
Hey, have you seen the koalas?

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Ok, let's take a look.

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- How is it going?
- Much better.

250
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No more pus comes out.

251
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Someone wants to apologize to you.

252
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Apology accepted.

253
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Ok, I'll go see where the kids are.
You try to rest.

254
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,899
Hal, I don't know what to say.

255
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,734
I'm sorry about what happened.

256
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,694
- Really?
- Certain.

257
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,823
Let's go. We both know
that you bear me a grudge

258
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,783
because Lois chose me and not you.

259
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,828
Lois has... Wait a minute.
Is this what you think?

260
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:52,081
I hope we're even now,
since I can't feel my feet anymore

261
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,499
and I see you upside down.

262
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,418
Hal, you're wrong.
I wasn't mad at you.

263
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,755
That story was too complicated,
so I backed out.

264
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:01,882
- What?
- Lois is extraordinary,

265
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,134
but I wanted to be the only one
and it wasn't possible.

266
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:08,347
I never knew if he would pass
the weekend with me, with you or with Dennis.

267
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,558
Dennis? Who is Dennis?

268
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,019
Nobody.

269
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,147
I have to go.

270
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:23,779
Twenty minutes ago,

271
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,740
I didn't know which of us
he would be devoured by the tiger.

272
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,033
Now I'm calmer.

273
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:38,544
Okay, guys, tigers aren't attracted
from the steaks we gave them.

274
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:41,714
The problem is that they prefer you
because you are alive,

275
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,799
like their natural prey.

276
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,218
But there is a "but", right?

277
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,511
Well, no.

278
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,348
But everything is under control.

279
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,143
We will shoot them
of tranquilizer syringes.

280
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,561
When will they take effect?

281
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:56,854
In less than two minutes.

282
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:59,148
So, you will make them nervous
and stay awake

283
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,150
how long does it take to eat?

284
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,651
TIGERS

285
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,153
Wait a second.

286
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:09,116
- Okay, those are idiots.
- It will all be fine.

287
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:13,287
- Yes, Dewey, I hope so, but...
- I'm sure of it.

288
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,246
You can't know.

289
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,373
- Yes I can.
- No, you can't.

290
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:20,169
Yes, instead. I know everything will be fine.

291
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,338
Okay, stay still
for a few more minutes.

292
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,215
There was a similar case in Washington

293
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,218
and we're trying to understand
what went wrong there.

294
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,680
But the most important thing
is that everything will be fine.

295
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:33,557
View?

296
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,810
- Let's go eat.
- Sorry, I have to pass.

297
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,104
- I'm looking for my children.
- There are no children here,

298
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,481
- that's for sure.
- Lois?

299
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,984
Hal? What are you doing here? You should rest.

300
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:47,696
Yes, but I talked to Matt,
who informed me

301
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,699
that you were dating someone else,
while you were with the two of us.

302
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,117
Oh, my God.

303
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,703
Oh, my God. Hal...

304
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:56,497
Hal, I'm sorry.

305
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,332
I wanted to tell you.

306
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:01,043
I would have done it,
but I haven't found the right moment.

307
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,338
And anyway, there wasn't
nothing serious with Larry.

308
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,966
And who the hell is Larry?
I was talking about Dennis.

309
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,802
Dennis, sure, that's what I meant.

310
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,054
Oh, my God, who are you?

311
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,848
- Can we talk about it tonight?
- I don't know, Lois.

312
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,850
- Maybe you have an appointment.
- First point,

313
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,687
these things happened 20 years ago.

314
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,773
Second, it doesn't matter, because I love you.

315
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:26,402
And third, you were dating too
with that slutty manicurist!

316
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,280
Here we built
the stables for the horses.

317
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,908
And this will be your office.

318
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,120
There are pens in a drawer
and the paper in the other.

319
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:38,706
I had put it all together before,

320
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,874
but it didn't work.

321
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,503
But if you prefer to do it this way,
you are the master!

322
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,588
This is Zeke.

323
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,090
Zeke, meet Francis.

324
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,383
Hey, how's it going?

325
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,427
- HI.
- He's the new supervisor.

326
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,345
He will take care of the livestock,

327
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,849
of food tables,
of equipment rental.

328
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:57,933
In short, everything.

329
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,520
Now I'm going to fill the manger.

330
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,898
I'm sure you have quite a few things
cowboy to talk about.

331
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,280
Ok, look, it's better if I tell you right away,

332
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:15,701
you would notice anyway
in 30 seconds. I'm not a cowboy.

333
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,494
And my name is not Zeke. I'm Murray.

334
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,164
And I haven't the slightest idea
what am I doing here.

335
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,498
Seriously?

336
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,792
- I've never worked on a ranch.
- Really?

337
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,420
The only horses I know
they are those of the carousels.

338
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,422
But it's magnificent.

339
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,799
Look, this is a gold mine.

340
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,135
Those two are complete idiots.

341
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,803
They seem nice to me.

342
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,305
I wouldn't say so.

343
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,723
You never work

344
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,683
- and they pay you.
- Are you kidding?

345
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,144
Trust me. If we cover each other,

346
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,354
We'll squeeze those two to the bone.

347
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,272
What do you think?

348
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:48,984
I think I'll fire you.

349
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,279
Now, excuse me,

350
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:55,491
but I have to try to understand if these
they are for me or for the horse.

351
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,911
- You broke our agreement.
- Which?

352
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,245
There never was one.

353
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,832
It was a mutual agreement!
At least from me!

354
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,042
You're exaggerating.

355
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,045
Okay, I dated other guys
when we met.

356
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,130
"Others"? How many were there?

357
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,382
Can't you get there? It doesn't matter.

358
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,010
You won! It's water under the bridge.

359
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,888
The engagement ring
It doesn't run in the family.

360
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,891
- What?
- I bought it.

361
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,560
- You?
- For another.

362
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,856
- Another one?
- I am sorry.

363
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,193
I've been hiding it from you all these years
and it was torment.

364
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,779
I knew I had to tell you,

365
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,197
but I didn't know how.

366
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:36,949
Who was he?

367
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,785
Farrah Fawcett.

368
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:41,703
I was 15 years old.

369
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,330
Everyone followed her,

370
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,666
so I thought if I gave her
a real ring,

371
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:48,001
I would have distinguished myself from those idiots.

372
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,506
Sorry I didn't tell you before.

373
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,926
I'd say we're even now.

374
00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,847
<i>Randy, this is Bill.</i>

375
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,890
<i>The boys are still
in the tiger enclosure?</i>

376
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,310
Okay, everyone stay calm.

377
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:10,065
It was just a call from the zoo
down the street.

378
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,900
- Reese and Malcolm?
- Malcolm and Dewey.

379
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,318
Reese would already be dead.

380
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,948
Stanley is getting angry.

381
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,533
Do they have a name now?

382
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,828
This is Stanley and this is French Fry.

383
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,707
Dewey, I have to tell you something.
I love you.

384
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,168
- Don't say that.
- It is the truth.

385
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,085
I love you.

386
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,337
You say that because you think we're going to die.

387
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,631
And why you hate life.

388
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,300
You're wrong. I love my life.

389
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,509
I understand it now.

390
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,678
She's not perfect, but I love her.

391
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:43,182
I love mum, dad, Francis
and even Reese. I love you all.

392
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,310
- Stop it! It will all be fine.
- Get over it, Dewey.

393
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:49,271
Stop pretending everything is ok
and tell me you love me.

394
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,191
- We won't die!
- Yes, instead!

395
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,485
We will die! This is the proof
that I was always right!

396
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,530
And I don't need a stupid baby
who gives me false reassurances!

397
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,490
And I don't need a crybaby brother

398
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,452
that stops me from having fun at the zoo.

399
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,287
Oh, my God.

400
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,332
You're just in a bad mood. We'll make it.

401
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,083
We won't make it, Dewey. Give up.

402
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,419
Superman won't fly here to save us.

403
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,092
This is how you learn, goat. Who's laughing now?

404
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:20,928
SILENT PREDATOR

405
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,388
- Go! Go! Go!
- Let's go!

406
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,433
- Everything is fine.
- Inside!

407
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:27,559
Open, open.

408
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,814
Now I have changed my attitude
towards life.

409
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,692
It's amazing how fear is
of being mauled by tigers

410
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,194
can change everything.

411
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,112
It's so nice to be happy again.

412
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:45,244
But why do I always have to learn things
the hard way?

413
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,328
It only happens to me.

414
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,539
Why does the universe almost have to kill me

415
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,707
to clarify a point for me?

416
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,502
My life sucks. I'm going to bed.

417
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,921
No, Francis,
in the end everything went well.

418
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:59,424
We didn't sue him
and they didn't put Reese in prison.

419
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,426
Enough now. Tell me about your new job.

420
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,221
Oh, it's splendid. I'm learning so much.

421
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,806
Listen, while you were at the zoo,

422
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:08,433
Have you seen any animals give birth?

423
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,435
- No. Why?
- <i>Curiosities.</i>

424
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,353
It doesn't matter.

425
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,521
Cattle calving

426
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,733
<i>We're almost there, darling.</i>

427
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,318
One more push.

428
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,983
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